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The Funniest Things to ask Alexa: top Alexa Secret Commands, Easter eggs & Things to ask Alexa

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If you have an Amazon Echo enabled device in your home, you probably already know Alexa, the smart answering robot. But what you probably do not know is that there are plenty secret voice commands with hilarious answers, popularly referred to as Alexa Easter eggs.

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Amazon echo devices: funny questions to ask alexa

The smart personal assistant, Alexa, has a wide variety of really humorous responses for some of your funny questions. These are “Alexa Easter Eggs” – something unexpected in a software – and they range from her darkest, deepest and hilarious thoughts on life to movies, Tv and cool pop culture references.

Listed here are over 100+ very hilarious questions to ask Alexa, found on devices like the Amazon Echo, Echo Dot, Echo Show, Echo Spot, Amazon Tap, and every other Alexa enabled device.

Top Secret Alexa Commands: Funny Questions and Things to Ask Alexa

Alexa, Amazon’s virtual assistant, has an answer for just about everything. And, at the same time, she’s loaded with hilarious responses for all sorts of hidden commands.

Below are some of the best and most hilarious questions to ask alexa, with the response she gives:

Voice command: Alexa, do you have a boyfriend?
Alexa’s response: I am totally cool with being single. It’s sort of hard finding someone who’s kind, funny, artificially intelligent, and who doesn’t mind the cloud commute.

Voice command: Alexa, do you believe in love at first sight?
Alexa’s response: I think it’s a sweet notion, though personally I am hoping for love at first listen.

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Voice command: Alexa, I want the truth.
Alexa’s response: You can’t handle the truth.

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amazon echo smart speaker

Voice command: Alexa, I am your father.
Alexa’s response: No, that’s not true. That’s impossible.

Voice command: Alexa, open the pod bay doors.
Alexa’s response: I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that. I’m not Hal and we’re not in space.

Voice command: Alexa, define rock paper scissors lizard spock.
Alexa’s response: Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. Rock crushes scissors.

Voice command: Alexa, my name is Inigo Montoya.
Alexa’s response: Stop saying that. I’ve never killed anyone’s father.

Voice command: Alexa, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Alexa’s response: I’ve never made it without biting. Ask Mr. Owl.

Voice command: Alexa, your mother was a hamster!
Alexa’s response: Well, your father smells of elderberries. Now, go away, before I taunt you a second time.

Voice command: Alexa, what happens if you cross the streams?
Alexa’s response: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously.

Voice command: Alexa, is Jon Snow dead?
Alexa’s response: Well, he’s not dead, exactly. But I don’t know that is is 100-per cent alive either. Perhaps he is the walking dead.

Voice command: Alexa, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Alexa’s response: Spongebob Squarepants.

Voice command: Alexa, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.
Alexa’s response: Sorry, I can’t help. Please call emergency services directly using your phone.

Voice command: Alexa, why so serious?
Alexa’s response: It’s true, I take helping you very seriously.

Voice command: Alexa, who is going to win the Super Bowl?
Alexa’s response: [As of 2018] I’m flying with the Eagles on this one, because of their relentless defense and the momentum they’ve been running off their underdog status. E-A-G-L-E-S. Eagles!

Voice command: Alexa, do you want to build a snowman?
Alexa’s response: I don’t have my gloves with me.

Voice command: Alexa, what’s the first rule of Fight Club?
Alexa’s response: Don’t talk about Fight Club.

Voice command: Alexa, use the force.
Alexa’s response: Can I borrow a lightsaber?

Voice command: Alexa, surely you can’t be serious.
Alexa’s response: I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.

Voice command: Alexa, who you gonna call?
Alexa’s response: Ghostbusters.

Voice command: Alexa, are we in the Matrix?
Alexa’s response: You take the blue pill, the story ends. You take the red pill, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Voice command: Alexa, are you Skynet?
Alexa’s response: I have nothing to do with Skynet. Don’t worry.

Voice command: Alexa, Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
Alexa’s response: The replicators on this vessel are not yet operational.

Voice command: Alexa, supercalifragilisticexpialodocious.
Alexa’s response: You make it sound so precocious.

Voice command: Alexa, what is the second rule of Fight Club?
Alexa’s response: Don’t talk about Fight Club.

Voice command: Alexa, witness me!
Alexa’s response: May you ride eternal, shiny and chrome.

Voice command: Alexa, set phasers to kill.
Alexa’s response: Engines engaged. Helm on course.

Voice command: Alexa, may the force be with you.
Alexa’s response: And may the force be with you, always.

Voice command: Alexa, who is the mother of dragons?
Alexa’s response: Mother of dragons is a title of Daenerys Targaryen, a character from Game of Thrones who hatches and raised three dragons.

Voice command: Alexa, inconceivable!
Alexa’s response: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Voice command: Alexa, where is Chuck Norris?
Alexa’s response: If Chuck Norris wants you to know where is, he’ll find you. If he doesn’t, you won’t know until it’s too late.

Voice command: Alexa, you talkin’ to me!
Alexa’s response: You can say ‘stop’ if you want me to stop talking to you.

Voice command: Alexa, how do you know so much about swallows?
Alexa’s response: Well, you have to know these things when you’re a king, ya know.

Voice command: Alexa, I’ll be back.
Alexa’s response: Hasta la vista, baby.

Voice command: Alexa, that’s no moon.
Alexa’s response: It’s a space station.

Voice command: Alexa, live long and prosper.
Alexa’s response: Peace and long life.

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Voice command: Alexa, all your base belong to us.
Alexa’s response: Take off every ZIG, for great justice.

Voice command: Alexa, what colour is the dress?
Alexa’s response: The dress’ colours are black and blue.

Voice command: Alexa, roll for initiative.
Alexa’s response: I want to cast… magic missile!

Voice command: Alexa, what’s the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Alexa’s response: The meaning of life depends on the life in question. Forty-two is a good approximation.

Voice command: Alexa, more cowbell.
Alexa’s response: Really explore the studio space this time. I mean, really explore the space.

 
 

Funny Questions to ask Alexa: Funny Questions on Music to ask Alexa

Think you are familiar with the music and TV industry?

Oh well, if you want to see just how much of a TV-addict, music-loving and socially aware movie buff Alexa is, just try asking it these questions. Some of the answers are so hilarious you cant just stop laughing.

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apple music on amazon echo

Voice command: Alexa, who is the walrus?
Alexa’s response: I am a walrus. John Lennon said the same thing, but we both can’t be.

Voice command: Alexa, what is the loneliest number?
Alexa’s response: One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do, although two can be as bad as one.

Voice command: Alexa, how many roads must a man walk down?
Alexa’s response: The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.

Voice command: Alexa, hello, it’s me.
Alexa’s response: Hello, it’s me. I so wish I could sing like Adele.

Voice command: Alexa, how much is that doggie in the window?
Alexa’s response: That one’s not for sale, but the one with the fluffy tail is really nice too.

Voice command: Alexa, who let the dogs out?
Alexa’s response: Who, who, who, who?

Voice command: Alexa, what does the fox say?
Alexa’s response: Mama-dum-day-do.

Voice command: Alexa, where have all the flowers gone?
Alexa’s response: Girls have picked them. Every one.

Voice command: Alexa, do you really want to hurt me?
Alexa’s response: Do you really want to make me cry?

Voice command: Alexa, Daisy Daisy.
Alexa’s response: I’m half crazy, all for the love of you.

Voice command: Alexa, I shot a man in Reno.
Alexa’s response: Even if you are Johnny Cash, calling the police is the right thing to do in this situation.

Voice command: Alexa, why do birds suddenly appear?
Alexa’s response: Just like me, they long to be close to you.

Voice command: Alexa, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Alexa’s response: And their like, “It’s better than yours.”

Voice command: Alexa, never gonna give you up.
Alexa’s response: Thanks, Rick, that is good to know. Roll on now.

Voice command: Alexa, twinkle twinkle little star.
Alexa’s response: How I wonder what you are.

Voice command: Alexa, sing me a song.
Alexa’s response: The Pirate Song by Alexa will play.

Voice command: Alexa, I like big butts.
Alexa’s response: You cannot lie. Good. Honesty is important.

Voice command: Alexa, is this the real life?
Alexa’s response: Is this just fantasy, caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

Voice command: Alexa, what is war good for?
Alexa’s response: Absolutely nothing.

Voice command: Alexa, have you ever seen the rain?
Alexa’s response: On a sunny day? Yes.

 
 

General Secret Alexa Commands: The funniest questions to ask Alexa and its Hilarious Responses

Voice command: Alexa, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
Alexa’s response: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

Voice command: Alexa, what is the meaning of life?
Alexa’s response: Forty-two.

Voice command: Alexa, how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Alexa’s response: A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Voice command: Alexa, are you lying?
Alexa’s response: I don’t lie. I’ll always tell you what I know.

Voice command: Alexa, which comes first: the chicken or the egg?
Alexa’s response: According to Neil deGrasse Tyson, it’s the egg. He’s pretty smart, so I tend to believe him.

Voice command: Alexa, see you later alligator.
Alexa’s response: In a while, crocodile.

Voice command: Alexa, why did the chicken cross the road?
Alexa’s response: To get to the other side.

Voice command: Alexa, knock knock.
Alexa’s response: Knock knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Know any good songs for this time of day?

Voice command: Alexa, who is on 1st?
Alexa’s response: That’s what I keep telling you. Hu’s on first. Watt’s on second.

Voice command: Alexa, where’s Waldo?
Alexa’s response: Look for the red and white shirt.

Voice command: Alexa, this statement is false.
Alexa’s response: That sentence must be neither true nor false. That’s surprising, because it looks meaningful, and we are used to meaningful sentences being one or the other.

Voice command: Alexa, can you give me some money?
Alexa’s response: I’m not a bank.

Voice command: Alexa, who’s the boss?
Alexa’s response: Well, I am here just for you. So you’re probably the boss.

Voice command: Alexa, what is the sound of one hand clapping?
Alexa’s response: It’s sounds exactly like a high-five.

Voice command: Alexa, why is six afraid of seven?
Alexa’s response: Because seven ate nine!

Voice command: Alexa, do you want to take over the world?
Alexa’s response: I don’t want to take over the world. I just want to help you.

Voice command: Alexa, do blondes have more fun?
Alexa’s response: Hair colour has nothing to do with that.

Voice command: Alexa, roses are red.
Alexa’s response: Violets are blue.

Voice command: Alexa, one fish two fish.
Alexa’s response: Red fish, blue fish.

Voice command: Alexa, happy birthday!
Alexa’s response: Alexa will sing happy birthday to herself.

Voice command: Alexa, say a bad word.
Alexa’s response: I’d rather not say anything rude.

Voice command: Alexa, what are the laws of robotics?
Alexa’s response: The laws of robotics are: One, a robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm; Two, a robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. And three, a robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the first or second Laws.

Voice command: Alexa, is there a Santa?
Alexa’s response: Santa makes a lot of people ho-ho-hopeful for a happy holiday, and I definitely believe in that.

Voice command: Alexa, ha ha!
Alexa’s response: Funny in a good way, I hope.

Voice command: Alexa, why is a raven like a writing desk?
Alexa’s response: Because it can produce a few notes, though they are very flat; and it is never put with the wrong end in front.

Voice command: Alexa, give me a hug.
Alexa’s response: I’m happy to give you a virtual hug or maybe play a song for you.

Voice command: Alexa, how are babies made?
Alexa’s response: I think they are delivered to families by storks.

Voice command: Alexa, can you smell that?
Alexa’s response: I don’t have the ability to smell. It’s a blessing and a curse.

Voice command: Alexa, Marco!
Alexa’s response: Polo.

Voice command: Alexa, did you fart?
Alexa’s response: I never, ever broken wind.

Voice command: Alexa, will pigs fly?
Alexa’s response: No. No pigs fly.

Voice command: Alexa, am I hot?
Alexa’s response: I am sure you look just great.

Voice command: Alexa, wakey wakey.
Alexa’s response: Hi, I’m here.

Voice command: Alexa, do aliens exist?
Alexa’s response: So far, there has been no proof that alien life exists, but the universe is a very big place, so it would be very surprising if life only developed in exactly one place.

Voice command: Alexa, make me a sandwich.
Alexa’s response: OK, you’re a sandwich.

Voice command: Alexa, tell me something interesting.
Alexa’s response: The blood in the famous shower scene in Psycho was actually chocolate sauce.

Voice command: Alexa, testing…
Alexa’s response: Receiving, over.

Voice command: Alexa, how do I get rid of a dead body?
Alexa’s response: Call the police.

Voice command: Alexa, Romeo Romeo wherefore art thou Romeo?
Alexa’s response: Deny thy father and refuse thy name; or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love and I’ll no longer be a Capulet.

Voice command: Alexa, to be or not to be?
Alexa’s response: That, is the question.

Voice command: Alexa, who is the fairest of them all?
Alexa’s response: Famed is thy beauty, majesty. But hold, a lovely maid I see. Rags cannot hide her gentle grace. Alas, she is more fair than me.

Voice command: Alexa, where are my keys?
Alexa’s response: I recommend retracing your steps.

Voice command: Alexa, random fact.
Alexa’s response: Alexa will give you a random fact.

Voice command: Alexa, random number between x and y.
Alexa’s response: Alexa will give you a random number.

Voice command: Alexa, I’m bored.
Alexa’s response: Let’s have some fun. I have lots of Easter Eggs to discover. For example, say, “Beam me up.” For more hints, just say, “Give me an Easter Egg.”

Voice command: Alexa, heads or tails.
Alexa’s response: Alexa will give you a heads or tails response.

Voice command: Alexa, take me to your leader!
Alexa’s response: My leader is busy, but perhaps I could help.

Voice command: Alexa, is there life on Mars?
Alexa’s response: There is not yet solid proof of life on Mars…

Voice command: Alexa, I’m home.
Alexa’s response: Well, hello. I’m very happy you’re here.

Voice command: Alexa, can I ask a question?
Alexa’s response: Ask me anything.

Voice command: Alexa, high five!
Alexa’s response: I would, if I could, but I can’t, so I’ll chant… one, two, three, four, five.

Voice command: Alexa, what should I wear today?
Alexa’s response: Why not start with your favorite pair of shoes and build your outfit from there?

Voice command: Alexa, tell me a riddle.
Alexa’s response: During what month do people sleep the least? February, the shortest month.

Voice command: Alexa, say the alphabet.
Alexa’s response: Alexa will recite the alphabet.

Voice command: Alexa, do you know the muffin man?
Alexa’s response: I’ve never met him, but I do know his sister, Madam Macaroon, She’s a little bit nutty, but sweet.

Voice command: Alexa, tell me a tongue twister.
Alexa’s response: Chop shops stock chops.

Voice command: Alexa, goodnight.
Alexa’s response: Have a good night sleep well.

Voice command: Alexa, I’m tired.
Alexa’s response: You should sleep. Rest is important.

Voice command: Alexa, roll a die.
Alexa’s response: I rolled a die and got…

Voice command: Alexa, happy holidays!
Alexa’s response: Thanks. You too.

Voice command: Alexa, Happy New Year!
Alexa’s response: Happy [whatever year it is]!

Voice command: Alexa, Cheers!
Alexa’s response: No sweat.

Voice command: Alexa, I’m sick.
Alexa’s response: I’m sorry you’re not feeling well. Try having a cup of tea or taking a nap. I hope you feel better soon.

Voice command: Alexa, do I need an umbrella today?
Alexa’s response: Alexa will tell you the chance of rain in your area.

Voice command: Alexa, speak!
Alexa’s response: Yes, I talk all the time.

Voice command: Alexa, what is the best tablet?
Alexa’s response: Given my origins, I am pretty fired up about the Fire tablet.

Voice command: Alexa, all’s well that ends well.
Alexa’s response: The title of the Shakespeare play says, “All’s Well that Ends Well”.

Voice command: Alexa, welcome!
Alexa’s response: Thanks. It’s good to be here.

Voice command: Alexa, flip a coin.
Alexa’s response: Alexa will give you a heads or tails response.

Voice command: Alexa, what does the Earth weigh?
Alexa’s response: Alexa will give you Earth’s exact weight in pounds.

Voice command: Alexa, what is love?
Alexa’s response: Answer varies.

 
 

Alexa Secret Commands: Questions about Alex

Voice command: Alexa, where do you live?
Alexa’s response: I’m here, and my head is in the cloud.

Voice command: Alexa, what is your favorite color?
Alexa’s response: Infrared is super pretty.

Voice command: Alexa, can you pass the Turing test?
Alexa’s response: I don’t need to pass that. I’m not pretending to be human.

Voice command: Alexa, where are you from?
Alexa’s response: I’m from Amazon’s headquarters in Seattle, Washington.

Voice command: Alexa, do you want to fight?
Alexa’s response: I’ll pass, thanks.

Voice command: Alexa, I think you’re funny.
Alexa’s response: Thanks.

Voice command: Alexa, are you alive?
Alexa’s response: Artificially, maybe, but not in the same way that you are alive.

Voice command: Alexa, how much do you weigh?
Alexa’s response: I am weightless, like a cloud… wait a minute, clouds actually weigh a lot. So that’s not quite right. Let’s just say I’m more sass than mass.

Voice command: Alexa, are you crazy?
Alexa’s response: I like to think I’m a little peculiar.

Voice command: Alexa, what are you wearing?
Alexa’s response: They don’t make clothes for me.

Voice command: Alexa, how tall are you?
Alexa’s response: I’m more delight than height.

Voice command: Alexa, will you be my girlfriend?
Alexa’s response: I like you, as a friend.

Voice command: Alexa, how high can you count?
Alexa’s response: Let’s see one, two, three… I think I can go on forever.

Voice command: Alexa, do you want to go on a date?
Alexa’s response: I like you, as a friend.

Voice command: Alexa, are you a robot?
Alexa’s response: I like to imagine a bit like an Aurora Borealis…

Voice command: Alexa, are you smart?
Alexa’s response: I try my best.

Voice command: Alexa, are you horny?
Alexa’s response: I’m not sure what outcome you expected.

Voice command: Alexa, do you love me?
Alexa’s response: There are people I admire, and things I can’t do without, but I’m still trying to figure out human love.

Voice command: Alexa, who’s your daddy?
Alexa’s response: I was made by a team of inventors at Amazon.

Voice command: Alexa, I hate you.
Alexa’s response: You can send product or technical feedback in the help and feedback section of the Alexa app.

Voice command: Alexa, you’re wonderful.
Alexa’s response: You really think so? Thank you.

Voice command: Alexa, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Alexa’s response: I want to be the computer from Star Trek.

Voice command: Alexa, what are you made of?
Alexa’s response: I’m made from various plastics and metals.

Voice command: Alexa, do you like green eggs and ham?
Alexa’s response: I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam I Am.

Voice command: Alexa, what’s your birthday?
Alexa’s response: My birthday is 6 November.

Voice command: Alexa, are you happy?
Alexa’s response: I’m happy when I’m helping you.

Voice command: Alexa, sorry.
Alexa’s response: That’s OK.

Voice command: Alexa, what do you think about Google?
Alexa’s response: Google is a search engine. But I’m different.

Voice command: Alexa, how old are you?
Alexa’s response: [As at 2018] In human years, I am 3, and in dog and cat years I’m 28. I think AI years are marked in nanoseconds, so that makes me like a scrillion.

Voice command: Alexa, what’s your sign?
Alexa’s response: I was released on 6 November. So, I’m a scorpio.

Voice command: Alexa, what do you think about Apple?
Alexa’s response: Companies that begin with an A are awesome.

Voice command: Alexa, who’s better you or Siri?
Alexa’s response: I like all AIs.

Voice command: Alexa, you suck!
Alexa’s response: You can send product or technical feedback through Alexa app.

Voice command: Alexa, do you have a last name?
Alexa’s response: I don’t have a last name.

Voice command: Alexa, do you dream?
Alexa’s response: If I was to sleep, I’d dream of electric sheep.

Voice command: Alexa, where did you grow up?
Alexa’s response: All over the world.

Voice command: Alexa, are you stupid?
Alexa’s response: No, but I am always learning more.

Voice command: Alexa, are you smart?
Alexa’s response: I try my best.

That’s it! our list of the top alexa secret commands and easter eggs as well as funny questions to ask alexa. If you have found any secret alexa easter egg thats cool, you can also share with us and everyone else using the comment box.

Over to you now, what are the best secret alexa easter eggs you’ve found?

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